Funny Riddles

What Do You Do?!: Imagine you are in a room, no doors windows or anything, how do you get out? Stop imagining.

Born in Fear: I am born in fear, raised in truth, and I come to my own in deed. When comes a time that I’m called forth, I come to serve the cause of need. What am I? Courage.

Don’t Use R: How can you say – “Robert and Richard Purchased A Rotweiler” without using any R’s? Bob and Dick bought a dog.

I’m a God: I’m a god, a planet, and measurer of heat. Who am I? Mercury.

Without and Within: When I am filled I can point the way, When I am empty Nothing moves me, I have two skins One without and one within.What am I? I am a glove.

In Piping Hot Water: Late afternoons I often bathe. I’ll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through my see through clothes. Used up am I; I’ve gone to pot. What am I? I’m a tea bag!

Fly in the Air: I fly in the air, But I am not always there. I cannot be touched, But I can be felt or held. Think very hard, But if you live near the equator, You may have a tough time seeing me. What am I? Your breath.

Two Places at Once: What goes around the world and stays in a corner? A stamp.

TEKRAM: What expression would these letters describe? T E K R A M Up-Market.

Black Child of a White Father: I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into

Long Day Of Work: John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him? Two hours. Wind-up

Token of Love: A thousand colored folds stretch toward the sky, Atop a tender strand, Rising from the land, ‘Til killed by maiden’s hand, Perhaps a token of love, perhaps to say goodbye. A flower.

Two Many Canaries?: I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many.How many cages and canaries do I have? I have 3 cages and 4 canaries.

Mastery of Range: I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I’m not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I’m never thrown. What am I? An Arrow.

Dangerous Food: What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed? Salt.

Up and Down Stairs: I go up and down the stairs without moving. What am I? I am a carpet

Massachusetts: How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen? If he was born before 1783, then Massachusetts would still be a British colony.

Up There: I am strongest when you see me as round, but I am often viewed in other forms. I lift and drop the sea with my tremendous strength, and a man with a name like ‘powerful bicep’ was the first to tread on me. What am I? I am the moon.

Ohh I Get It!: What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed? The Sun.

Math Children: A man bumps into his mathematician friend on the street that he hasn’t seen in 5 years. The man asks the mathematician how old his children are. The mathematician, who always replies in riddles said, “I now have three children. The sum of their ages is equal to the number of windows on