Funny Riddles

Part of a Bird: I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I? A shadow.

Cowboy Riddle: How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday? His horse is named Friday.

Guarded by Thousands: Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold.By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I? A beehive.

Bat Your…: I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I? Your Eyelashes!

Strange Visions: I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.What am I? Sleep.

Heart in Head: It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. A cabbage.

Melon Math: Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town? Easy, three melons!

What Word?: You can do it in vessels for getting you clean. You can do it to fabric to stop being seen. You are doing it when you’ve come up short. You’ve done it too when you’ve equalled in sport. This may sound like there should be images but then, You can do all those

Which Path?: You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. Two twins know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. Except! One lies and one tells the truth,

End of Game: Why is it always hot at the end of a soccer game? Because all of the FANS have gone home.

Never was, Always Am: I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I? Tomorrow.

Cannot Be Controlled: I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help at times. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I? A baby.

The Hourglasses: If you have two hourglasses — one four-minute timer and one seven-minute timer, how can you measure nine minutes? Turn over both hourglasses at once. When the four-minute hourglass runs out, turn it over. When the seven-minute hourglass runs out, turn it over. When the four-minute timer runs out this time (eight minutes

Three Lives Have I: Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I? Water.

Pipe, Carrot, and Sticks: A pipe, a carrot, and a couple sticks are lying together in a field. Why? They’re what is left of a melted snowman.

Run Faster?: What is harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath!

As Three: Pronounced as one letter, But look and you’ll see, That really I’m written with three. I’m read from both ends, The same either way.What am I? I am an eye, or an ewe.

Answer’s Right in Front of You: I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. The word “Few”.

Name of the Engineer: A train goes between Chicago and New York. The brakeman, the fireman and the engineer are named Smith, Jones and Brown. (The names are not necessarily in order). There are also three passengers named Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones and Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown lives in New York. The brakeman lives halfway

Never Gets Wetter: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains? The sea.