Funny Riddles

Tennis Knowledge: Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets.How can this be possible? The two men were partners playing doubles.

Trapped!!: If a man is trapped in a room. There are no doors no windows how did he get out? Through the door way, there are no doors but a door way!

Bartender and Drink: One day two men walked into the bar. Both men were exactly alike, a clone you could say. They both sat down for the bartender to fix them a drink. The first man sat down, waited on the bartender to fix his drink. When it was given to him he drunk it

Tons of T’: I begin with T, end with T, and have T in myself. What am I? I am a teapot!!

Voiceless Cries: Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What am I? Wind.

Widow’s Sister: Does the law allow a man to marry his widow’s sister? Of course not. If he has a widow then he’s dead. And dead people can’t get married.

Aimless Wanderers: A sheik announced that a race would decide which of his two sons would inherit all his wealth. The sons were to ride their camels to a certain distant city. The son whose camel reached the city last would be given all the sheik’s wealth.The two sons set out on the journey. After

Swaying in the Wind: I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I’m rarely still, but I never wander. What am I? I am a tree.

Circling Straight: I go around in circles, But always straight ahead Never complain, No matter where I am led. A wheel.

In and Out: I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I? A Key.

Muslim Religion: Does the Muslim religion allow a man to marry his widow’s sister? A dead man cannot marry. His widow would mean he is dead.

Rooster Eggs: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? Roosters don’t lay eggs.

Locked and Safe: You want to send a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is more than large enough to contain the object. You have several locks with keys. The box has a locking ring which is more than large enough to have a lock attached. But your friend does not

Everything To Someone: What’s everything to someone, but nothing to everyone else? The mind.

Woman’s Ring: A man grabbed a woman’s ring and pulled on it, then dropped it. How did this save her life? They were skydiving, and she was unconscious. He pulled the ripcord ring for her, and the parachute opened.

Death and Decay: A room with no windows or doors Walks in the night, grows in a day, Is found where there is death and decay. Mushrooms.

Six Faces: What has six faces, But does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, But cannot see? A die (dice).

Growing in Reverse: In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible? The years are in B.C.

Turn It Off!: A man decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room, and 200 people die. Why do 200 people die The man worked at either a lighthouse or an air control center, and when he turned off the lights, the captain couldn’t see and

Old and Young: It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it? The moon.