Funny Riddles

Our Jobs: What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

Playing Cards: Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now,

Family Relations: A beggar’s brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be? The beggar was a woman.

Smart Ball: What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance? Toss it in the air.

Sad Miss Cow: Why was Miss Cow sad? Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

Chuck’s Unfaithful Wife: Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As

Crystal Cage: The higher I climb, the hotter I engage, I can not escape my crystal cage. What am I? Mercury in a thermometer.

Fraction Teaser: What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000? One hundred – work backwards and you will understand.

Never Touchs A Twig: What is it that goes through the wood and never touches a twig? Sound.

Who needs a Calculator!: If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on? Your fingers!

Father’s Child: A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son. Who am I? The daughter.

Ten-Pound Notes: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes? Because there are more of them!

Pencil Riddle: Why is a pencil like a riddle? It’s no good without a point.

Though Almost Blind: Without a bridle, or a saddle, Across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, Though almost blind, are made to see. What am I? Glasses.

Freedom From Hate: I have freedom from hate, but not from lies. I’m usually seen through clouded eyes. I come unexpected, though you wait for me all your life. I can’t be brought yet some people try. What am i? I am true love.

United Bodies: Two bodies have I, though both joined in one. The more still I stand, the quicker I run.What am I? An hourglass.

Left Handed: What are the 2 longest words in the English language that can be typed using only your left hand on the keyboard? 1: Stewardesses 2: Reverberated

No Harm Nor Pain: Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it? It is a shadow!

Wet Coat: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint.

Exposed: I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken,What am I? News.