Funny Riddles

To Be Unseen: Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed. A mask.

Cost of the Stopper: If a cork and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper, then what does the stopper cost? Five Cents. Bottle: $2.05.

I am Brittle: No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Silence

Hidden Country: What country is hidden in the paragraph below?As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation. Sweden. We’ve told you the country, now you find it.

Computer Riddle: Name a five letter word which has three consonants all the same and two different vowels. Every now and then you see this while running a Windows 95/98 on your PC. Error! Error! Error!

What’s the Score?: There’s one “sport” in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it? Boxing.

Hiding Everywhere: I’m hiding in the air, I’m hiding everywhere. Under your bed, In your cupboard, I’m hiding everywhere.What am I? Oxygen.

The More I Stand…: Two bodies have I Though both joined in one. The more still I stand The quicker I run. What am I? I am an hourglass.

Which Weighs More?: What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones? The same. They both weigh a pound!

Thirty Fish: A professional fisherman caught 30 fish during a 5-day tournament. Each day, he caught three more fish than the day before. How many fish did the fisherman catch on the first day? He didn’t catch any fish the first day, but he caught 3 on the second day, 6 on the third day,

Counterfeit Bill: A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit

Fancy Book Title: The title of this book has been put into very fancy language. Can you name the book??The objects, or people, have been removed from their previous localities through the power of a naturally moving phenomenon.? ?Gone with the Wind?.

What Is..: What is 1/2 of 1/4 of 2/9 of 3/7 of 84? The answer is 1.3/7 of 84 = 36 2/9 of 36 = 8 1/4 of 8 = 2 1/2 of 2 = 1

Two’s a Company: If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five? Four and five is nine.

Black and Red: What goes into the water black and comes out red? A lobster.

Southern Winds: Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South? The North Pole.

Impossible Age: When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, “In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.” How old is she? She’s 12!

Dollar Difference: What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents? Nothing. A dollar and a half is the same as thirty five-cents (nickels). But not the same as thirty-five cents.

One Is Not a Dime: If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins? A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.

Enough Fish: Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible? There was the father, his son, and his son’s son. This equals 2