Funny Riddles

Mythology Lesson: A man but an animal, a horn with two hands. What am I? A Minotaur.

I’m Always Here: You can see nothing else When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye And I will never lie. I am your reflection.

A Troubled Traveler: A traveler, on his way to Miami, reaches a road junction, where he can turn left or right. He knows that only one of the two roads leads to Miami, but unfortunately, he does not know which one. Fortunately, he sees two twin-brothers standing at the road junction, and he decides to

Space, Enter, and Keys: I have keys that open no locks, I have space, but there is no room, You can enter, but you can’t go in. What am I? A computer keyboard, or typewriter.

Lighter Than Air: I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I? The castle’s shadow.

To Switzerland: During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot

Pound of Feathers: There are a pound of feathers, and a pound of seashells. What weighs more? They’re the same weight! Both weight 1 pound!

Walking or Running: If I’m walking, then I must be running. However if I’m running, I may be walking. What am I? A Treadmill.

Wracked Features: I herald the darkness which descends on all creatures; You will know my approach by moans and wracked features. I visit the hippo, hyena, and horse, But never go near snails and spiders, of course. I would circle the glove, leaping one to the other, Should all the world’s people ever clasp hands

Three Fruit Boxes: Picture three boxes containing fruit. The first box is marked peaches, the second is marked oranges, and the third box is marked peaches and oranges. Each of the boxes is labeled incorrectly. How could you label each box correctly if you were allowed to select only one fruit from one of the

Mean King: A king decided to let a prisoner try to escape the prison with his life. The king placed 2 marbles in a jar that was glued to a table. One of the marbles was supposed to be black, and one was supposed to be blue. If the prisoner could pick the blue marble,

Vegetables!: Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? Asparagus and rhubarb.

One Scratch From Me: Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive; one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I? An Eightball.

Behind Who?: How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you? By standing back to back.

Slice and Weep: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I? An onion.

Out at Night: My first is in ocean but never in sea, my second’s in wasp but never in bee. My third is in glider and also in flight, my whole is a creature that comes out at night. What am I? An Owl.

Volume of Grief: My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I’m always ready to tell a tale. What am I? Sadly, I am a Book.

ABC’s: How many letters are in the alphabet? There are 11 letters in “THE ALPHABET.” Did you say 26?

No Wings, Can Fly: What animal has no wings, but yet will fly? A caterpillar has no wings, but will fly when it matures and becomes a butterfly.

What’s Your Age?: My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I? Don’t be too confused, the answer is 18 years old.