Funny Riddles

Black of Eye: I am black of eye and bright of hair. I fast in to the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I? I’m a Sunflower.

Anagrams: Can you complete this sentence using words which are anagrams of each other? “At the school recently, only the ___ students could solve the ___ equation.” Brainy and Binary. Or, you can use Reserved and Reversed.

Roads Without Cars: You can find roads without cars, And roam through forests without trees, Cities exist without houses? Whatever can I be? A map.

Red and Blue Socks: I have 10 red socks and 10 blue socks in a drawer. How many socks must I take out to ensure that I have at least one matching pair? One how many to ensure I have at least a pair of red and a pair of blue? Three for one pair,

Chasing Buffalo: Holding two long poles, five fellows Chase a herd of white buffalo into a cave. Eating rice with a pair of chopsticks.

I’m Pretty Important: Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king. David (Roman numerals).

Cute in the Sun: My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I’m cute, For my face is yellow, My hair is white, and my body is green.What am I? A daisy.

Indirect Murder: There’s a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there’s no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of

Pointed Fangs: With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I? A stapler.

Detective Work: With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. Can you figure it out? 11 is a race horse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112 11 is a race horse 12 is one too 11 won one race 12 won one too

Land of What?: There’s a land where there’s mummies and daddies but no babies. Books but no libraries. Mirrors but no reflections. Kittens but no cats. Cattle but no cows. Lollipops but no candy and trees but no forests. It’s the land of what? The land of double letters.

A True Crime: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? Suicide.

Empty: What is it that is full all-day and empty at night? Shoes.

Heads and Tails: What has fifty heads and fifty tails? Fifty pennies.

Three Rooms: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? The third. Lions that haven’t

Own Style: I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I? I am a soul.

Stretching Horse: A horse is tied to a 15 foot rope and there is a bail of hay 25 feet away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible? The rope isn’t tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.

Unseeing Eyes: Name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see. Needle. Storm. Potato.

Tapestry of Fickle: I’m pleasing to the eye A tool for many absent of mind A tapestry of fickle lies Blind to even the most pensive spies I’m often the breeder of fervent lust But I am by far one you shouldn’t trust.What am I? Appearance.

Stuck Semi: Don was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Don wasn’t paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck.The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came