Funny Riddles

Marriage: He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he? A preacher.

Nick the Marathon Man: Nick timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race? Nothing, as 80 minutes equals

Stop The Car!: You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car? Simple; just

Wise Granny: Granny looked up from her rocking chair and said:As far as I can tell, there is only one anagram of the word trinket. What is it? The word knitter.

In The Air: I throw her in the air, she falls down: I throw her down, she rises in the air? A rubber ball.

Wrong: What word is always pronounced wrong? Wrong!

Fork in the Road: A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn’t know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn’t know which is which, though. He may ask one

Center of Gravity: I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and

Wooden Case: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. Pencil lead.

Feeds On Cargo: It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It’s not alive,What is it? A crane.

Boxing Match: Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible? They are female boxers.

Stone to Fruit: I buried a stone in the ground, and it grew and produced fruit. How is this possible? The seed of a cherry is called a stone.

Featherless Bird: White bird, featherless, flyin’ out o’ paradise, flyin’ over sea and land, dyin’ in my hand. What is it? A snowflake!

What Does He Weigh?: There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh? A butcher weighs meat.

Unite or Divide: Soldiers line up spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide, If the rows will unite or divide. Tell me, tell me, scream it out. What’s the thing I talk about? A zipper.

Hungry For…: I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I lick Will soon turn red. I am Fire.

The Good and the Bad: I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. What am I? I am Sand.

Find Me: I run through hills; I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers and crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me.What am I? The road.

Ends Life: It cannot be seen, can not be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelled. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. The Dark.

Six Then Twelve: I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I? The word Dozens.