Funny Riddles

Small Compadre!: No matter how small is the compadre He can climb a coconut tree. An ant.

Afraid To Go Home: He was afraid to go home because of the man in the mask. Who is the man in the mask? The man in the mask is the catcher.

Timezones: Lauren and Alice are talking long distance on the phone. Lauren is in an East-Coast US state which borders the Atlantic Ocean, and Alice is in a West-Coast state which borders the Pacific Ocean. Lauren asks Alice: “What time is it?” Alice replies and Lauren says: “That’s really odd. It’s the same time here!”How

Marking Where I Go: I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a dark head. I make marks wherever I go. What am I? A pencil.

Seen Daily: I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day. What am I? I am a leg.

Two Skinned: When I am filled I can point the way. When I am empty, nothing moves me. I have two skins – One without and one within. What am I? A glove!

Numbers: Adored by few, Feared and hated by many. Mistress of the entire universal reason, Master in the art of numbers. Some may have solved many of your mysteries, But there still much of them to find. What are they? Mathematics.

Always Change: Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change. What am I? I am the pupil of an eye.

Dead Sheep: A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive? 9. All but nine die.

Who are They?: Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this

Poisonous?: Part carbon, part water, I am poison to the fishes. Many have falsely claimed my name, for I am the pause that refreshes. What am I? Soda Pop!

Scared of the Ocean: Three men sitting in a small motorboat one mile from the shoreline. The first is afraid of water, the second afraid of drowning, and the third afraid of sharks. The boats motor is not operational and there is nothing to row with. How do they get to the shoreline. Get out

Life Disappears: You get many of me, but never enough. After the last one, your life soon will snuff. You may have one of me but one day a year, When the last one is gone, your life disappears.What am I? Your birthday.

Running: I run, he runs, I stop, he runs? My watch.

Quick, no time!: My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe. I am a candle.

Delicate: A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I? A Butterfly, delicate and unique.

Some Trust: What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else? A promise, of course.

Squash Sized: About the size of a squash, He robs the whole village. A rat.

Rich People Have Me!: I’m hard as a rock, and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me, and rich people have me. What am I? Money.

Stays but Goes: What stays where it is when it goes off? A Gun.