If Our Love Was an Outhouse – A funny love song

Here’s the Youtube video for If Our Love Was an Outhouse.

I get this guy’s sweet heart isn’t very happy with him right now 🙂   The guitar chords and lyrics are under the video.

Here are the guitar tabs and lyrics to If Our Love Was an Outhouse.

1st fret  GCD

G                                                               C
If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
G                                                          C
If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground
G                                            C
If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
G                              C                           D                                    G
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit
G                                           C
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
G                        C                              D               G
Since I forgot your birthday it’s the least I could do

CHORUS:
C                                   D
I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
C                   D           C                   D        G
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in

If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold
If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Next time I’ll notice your brand new hair dew

I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in

If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings
If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice
If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
I think I MISSpelled your name on my two new tattoos

But I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in

If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbeque pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Don’t thank me just make me more cornbread and stew
Honey you’re sweeter than bathtub mildew