Here’s the Youtube video for I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues
Song Credit: Song by Bryant Oden.
Lyrics to I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues:
I’ve got issues with your tissues how you throw them on the floor
I’ve got issues with your tissues please don’t do that any more
I’ve got issues with your tissues that’s not what a floor is for
If you don’t take heed then I might need to stick them on your door
2.
I’ve got issues with your tissues and I wanted you to know
I’ve got issues with your tissues you should put them where they go
I’ve got issues with your tissues so the next time that you blow
Would it be a crime to take the time to make sure they don’t show
C Bridge
Everybody now and then needs to clean their nose
But there’s really just one place where that grossness goes
2nd time thru: [and that place is not between my toes]
3.
I’ve got issues with your tissues I’m sorry to repeat
I’ve got issues with your tissues when they meet my naked feet
I’ve got issues with your tissues when they’re crumpled where I eat
To find them there or anywhere is not much of a treat
4.
I’ve got issues with your tissues I’m sorry to complain
I’ve got issues with your tissues yes they’re really quite a pain
I’ve got issues with your tissues Is it really such a strain
To do your best with my request You’re driving me insane