Here’s the Youtube video for the funny song, My Cowgirl.
Lyrics and Chords to My Cowgirl, by Bryant Oden
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Her boots are bluer than the flowers in the manure
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Scattered along the trail where all the cattle go
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Her eyes are browner than the dirty muddy ground where
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The cows all lay around and make the warm west wind blow
CHORUS
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My cow girl she’s my world
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She can burp a rootbeer louder than my brother earl
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My cow girl she’s my world
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These trails have lots of rocks but she’s my one and only pearl
Her heart is sweeter than the pear tree where I meet here
And tell her that I love her more than jerky on the trail
Her will is stronger than a rattle snake is long her
Finger wears a ring that swears our love will never fail
My cow girl (my cow girl) she’s my world (she’s my world)
She can burp a rootbeer louder than my brother earl (and longer)
My cow girl (my cow girl) she’s my world (she’s mine these)
These trails have lots of rocks but she’s my one and only pearl
Her smile is brighter than the droppings of a turtle dove
And when she clips those baby bulls it looks a lot like love
I’m with her all the time but find it’s still not near enough
She’s my pearl in a cowboy world that’s mostly mighty rough
Final Line: These trails have lots of rocks but she is my cow girl