Here is the YouTube video for the cute, funny song My Pet Monster, a Songdrops song by Bryant Oden.
Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.
Please contact Bryant, through Songdrops.com, for all permission requests and other questions.
Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic.com.
Lyrics and Guitar Chords /tabs to the funny song: My Pet Monster
The chords are G Em Am D all the way through the song.
CHORUS:
My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur
Sometimes I wonder why we get along yeah
My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur
When he burps it sounds like thunder
V1
He’s hard to see unless you happen to be me
And even then he’s blurry cuz he’s so furry
The only time he’s really seen is once a year on Halloween
He tries not to look mean so no one screams and makes a scene
One line instrumental
V2
He likes to climb trees, see the breeze free the leaves
And when it rains he adds some of his own sneeze
Every time the snow falls he throws snowballs
And when the teacher calls guess where the blame falls
Chorus
V3
I clean my room everyday but it never stays that way
It’s a little game he’ll play he leaves my room in disarray
I do my homework every night I get most of the answers right
But by the morning light he hides it out of site
(intstrumental same length as chorus or half? I think whole)
He sneaks like a spy eats the last piece of pie
I try to deny but they wonder if I lie
Water on the bathroom floor open kitchen cabinet doors
I get in trouble more and more
What are you blaming me for?
Don’t you see? It wasn’t me. I already told you. It was:
Chorus
Chorus ending with
Sounds like thunder, I wonder should I get him another monster so he won’t get bored and make a lot more thunder
Chorus
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