My Pet Monster (A funny song by Bryant Oden)

Here is the YouTube video for the cute, funny song My Pet Monster, a Songdrops song by Bryant Oden.

Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.  

Please contact Bryant, through Songdrops.com, for all permission requests and other questions.

Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic.com.  

 

Lyrics and Guitar Chords /tabs to the funny song: My Pet Monster

The chords are G Em Am D all the way through the song.

CHORUS:

My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur

Sometimes I wonder why we get along yeah

My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur

When he burps it sounds like thunder

V1

He’s hard to see unless you happen to be me

And even then he’s blurry cuz he’s so furry

The only time he’s really seen is once a year on Halloween

He tries not to look mean so no one screams and makes a scene

One line instrumental

V2

He likes to climb trees, see the breeze free the leaves

And when it rains he       adds some of his own sneeze

Every time the snow falls he throws snowballs

And when the teacher calls guess where the blame falls

Chorus

V3

I clean my room everyday but it never stays that way

It’s a little game he’ll play he leaves my room in disarray

I do my homework every night I get most of the answers right

But by the morning light he hides it out of site

(intstrumental same length as chorus or half? I think whole)

He sneaks like a spy eats the last piece of pie

I try to deny but they wonder if I lie

Water on the bathroom floor open kitchen cabinet doors

I get in trouble more and more

What are you blaming me for?

Don’t you see? It wasn’t me. I already told you. It was:

Chorus

Chorus  ending with

Sounds like thunder, I wonder should I get him another monster so he won’t get bored and make a lot more thunder

Chorus

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